BEST PICK UP LINE EVER:
Kyle and I are chatting together.
Drunk guy comes up to us, “Hey Kyle, do you know *Samantha that works at *Hawaiian Airlines?
Kyle responds, “Oh no, sorry, I think *Hawaiian Airlines is pretty big, so I don’t think so”
Drunk guy “Oh okay, wel lyou wouldn’t know her anyways because she moved to Australia”
Kyle and I look at each other like WTF?
Drunk guy keeps bowing and apologize for inconveniencing us.
*Names have been changed to protect the drunks
This was the situation that made Kyle and I put together a collaborative post on what NOT to do when you are drunk.
Some of my tips are:
1. Don’t forget your Facebook/ Yelp/ Twitter passwords and claim you cannot add me as a friend!
2. Slurred speech is always unattractive when drunk, what is worst… spitting while slurring!
3. Anyone who tries to eat my tater tots are on my sh*t list
4. When the guy asks if you know someone- and you say you don’t- LISTEN TO HER! She does NOT know who they are!
I want to know from you, what are some pick up lines that have or have not worked!?